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marauders4evr:

asyouaredrivingmehome:

Do you ever wonder how Hogwarts would travel to another school for the Triwizard Tournament cause I think about it all the time

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Maybe by train?

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yourfiancebeyonce:

my mom posted this on my facebook wall because i dont want to go to the zoo with her

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(Source: sillyraycyrus)

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omgbuglen:

hkirkh:

Girl Scouts are the ONLY exception.

"We’re selling thin mints.

Do you know who else loved thin mints.

Jesus.”

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imsirius:

The way I dress is really about the message I want to send out to the world about who I am. Growing up in Alabama, I was black. I was poor. I was assigned male at birth — that’s how I like to put it. These things defined me, but I’m not any of these things. Clothes were a way for me to announce to the world who I was. I am not any of these things. This is who I am." - Laverne Cox

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live-as-a-teen:

dogepom:

patickstump:

if you shame girls about their breast size i will push you into traffic

"Who’s flat now?"

whos flat now

(Source: patickstump)

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gardenburger:

dark-dionysian-nsfw:

gardenburger:

HOW COME WHEN HARRY GETS BITTEN BY THE BASILISK IN CHAMBER OF SECRETS THAT DOESNT DESTROY THE HORCRUX IN HIM SOMEONE ANSWER THIS???

Because…

Because… Shoot.

Can we get JKR on the phone ?

yes let me just pull out her number real quick hang on yes hello 911 can i speak to jkr pls

Because he didn’t die.

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three-patch-problem3:

ishouldntbeallowedoutinpublic:

who-lock-loki-lover:

amhil-has-thoughts:

riddleswithtom:

hatalie:

9 has no time for your philosophizing.

nine is tired of your crap

Nine was the sassiest. 

I don’t think I’ll ever be able to scroll past this gifset without reblogging.

Can we also appreciate Rose please? She’s like his back up sassyness and being all “Bitch please, not today.”

(Source: doctorwhodoctormarx)

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inlove-fallen-angel:

torctarmin:

i-am-mishafuckingcollins:

saintnoah:

mcstump:

altair:

This Is Halloween - Panic! At The Disco

i’ve never hit reblog so quickly omfg

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ITS JULY

No it’s Halloween

This is amazing

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queerdontfear:

I’m sorry, but if lesbians can control themselves in a girls only changing room with ass naked woman waltzing around. Then I figure men should be able to control them selves with clothed girls walking down the street. Just a thought.

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vedantist:

adventures-in-blogyssey:

highlyglamorous:

It smells like grilled cheese outside

which lana del rey song is this from

it sounds more like a lorde song

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daeneryus:

shutupaubrey:

princesschloepea:

life tip whatever dumb ass name you get siri to call you is what your iphone automatically signs your emails as. i have been applying to jobs for 2 months as queef.

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#OH MY GOD OH GMY GOD OH MY GOD NO N ONO NO NO NO NO NO NOOOOOOOOO #HOLY SHIT #I HAVE BEEN APPLYING TO JOBS AS ANAL DESTROYER

(Source: princessblogonoke)

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all-things-for-a-geek:

fangirlingoverdemigods:

flustered-fallen-angel:

lovesick-fallen-angel:

killedmycatatemytailor:

my-bloody-unicorn:

thereisacrackintheuniverse:

winchestercodependency:

goatheart:

“Where do angels go when they die?”

hmm…

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THIS HURTS EVEN MORE NOW THAT RICHARD’S CONFIRMED THAT THE PEPSI MAX GUY WAS REALLY GABRIEL.

IT MAKES SO MUCH SENSE THOUGH

Look, as far as I am concerned EVERYTHING RICHARD SPEIGHT IS IN: HE’S GABRIEL.

JUST THIS WEEK: I have laughed my ass off through (otherwise very serious episodes) of 

Justified

and

Longmire

and the whole time i was like “you guys, he is messing with you right now AND YOU DON’T EVEN KNOOOOOOOW”

It’s the other way around. Gabriel is Richard Speight jr.

Gabriel is Gabriel is Gabriel

Gabrielception

no

To me I see him in shows and just exlaim “GABRIEL”… Did it will my mum once and she just looked at me and said “I didn’t know you read the bible?”

Oh mother. You are so uniformed.

(Source: heartbleats)

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bead-bead:

ohaiitsarielle:

novakian:

rhett-the-jet:

The next time there’s an awkward silence, try whispering, “Did you forget your line?”

#or when you can’t think of anything to say sigh dramatically and yell LINE

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I ADORE THIS.