Posted 3 days ago
Cinderella never asked for a prince. She asked for a night off and a dress.
Kiera Cass (via maxonshreaves)
Posted 3 days ago
cumber-porn:


james moriarty isn’t a man. he’s a spider


God! This is awesome!!

cumber-porn:

james moriarty isn’t a man. he’s a spider

God! This is awesome!!

Posted 3 days ago

actualmenacebuckybarnes:

haha are you kidding me

ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME

Look at Bucky turn around, grin ready on his face, Steve look at the flying car, just bonkers, ain’t it? But no, Steve’s not there.

Immediately, his expression drops. This guy’s on a date, and his best friend steps away from his side for one whole minute and Bucky’s face is all suddenly WORRY and DREAD.

Where’d Steve get himself off to now??

Oh shit, what if he inhales some pollen and dies?????

What if he finds some stairs and falls down them????

STEVE NO STEVE STOP DOING THINGS WHEN I’M NOT THERE STEVE

(Source: buckyremembers)

Posted 3 days ago

You’ve been stumbling round the fringes of this one for ages.

(Source: darlingbenny)

Posted 3 days ago

guccier:

goals in life;

  1. have a friend who becomes rich and famous or
  2. be that friend
Posted 3 days ago

irrevocablyobsessive:

Thank you, fanfiction for helping me live in a state of denial about character deaths, and relationships that never happened (even though they totally fucking should have)

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chipotlazy:

never underestimate the power of a low quality webcam to make you look good in a selfie

Posted 3 days ago

narry-destiel:

ivvrite:

the best metaphor posts I’ve seen so far

HAHA this is golden!!!

Posted 3 days ago

Italy’s Mount Etna volcano erupting perfect smoke rings.
Blaze it.

(Source: sci-universe)

Posted 3 days ago

lustire:

when super cute boys have low standards 

image

Posted 3 days ago

notevenhalfwaydecent:

thewalllhaditcoming:

diverging-tobias:

deathserums:

omg i never knew that disney owns marvel what what what

disney owns everything
disney owns star wars
disney owns abc
disney owns you

dose this mean the Avengers count as disney princes?

absolutely

Posted 3 days ago

artemisizumi:

that-flighty-temptress-adventure:

kibbi:

black-frostbite:

#Homer Simpson don’t give a fuck about homosexuality. 

there’s something bothering me about this place…the girl in green becomes black in the last gif. ಠ_ಠ

And the girl at the bar suddenly has a tattoo. 

Lesbians are not bound to the same laws as you mere mortals

(Source: ghoststhatweknew)

Posted 3 days ago

is-getting-old:

eva-420:

i feel bad for teachers because i distinctly remember my mom bursting into tears once when she was grading papers and she was just mumbling “theyre so goddamn stupid” over and over

every time i read this i laugh a little harder

Posted 3 days ago